H.A.N.D.S.O.M.E.
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20.58 pm
22 02 2012
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good evening to my readers.
ho ho ho. there's a phrase "to my readers"
that you'd think is quite innocent.
then i remember "mind readers" and rainbows is like
:-|
we've had a very interesting day.
i was up at about 9.40 am
and we've had a productive day,
we went shopping at morrisons
where i won £4 on two different scratchcards
*must check my lottery numbers tonight*
and i bought "the dilemma" on dvd for £3.
so when we watch that, we'll get back to you.
here's some photos we took on the advices of momma
she reckons hot girls need to know:
did you know that "The Milky Stream" exists in Hindi Cosmology?
eugene found that out today whilst studying hieroglyphics.
eugene is pictured above.
this one (above) is very anti-christi, and if you see anti-christ, just think "peter analogue"
gabriel and december, that's a marijuana cigarette he's smoking.
this is me (jigsaws) with december
december has many fans and we are always happy
to be photo'd with that double-headscanning wabbit.
this is rainbows and december. they are friends forever.
this is one of pigtails, looking moody and december is probably
tying his shoe laces together.
and one more:
steven beenut (pictured above)
the tape around the window-sill we had to put there because
wasps, spiders and flies were crawling in. yuck.
unfortunately when you pay peanuts, you get monkeys,
and in this case, we pay peanuts and we get edinbvrgh district council
window-fitters, they forgot to fill in around the cement.
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i was playing guitar today, i was jamming some stuff
and playing through some long-forgotten hits by me.
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we do not favour the sun on sunday launch as is known
but would we kill to prove that we are against quadruple headscanners?
that depends, doesnt it?
we're totally against journalists who headscan, this is true.
but you need to caveat to avoid our theatre of cruelty.
and even then, we might chase ye.
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syria 44
we reckon that the revolution is now stopped in its tracks, forever.
mr bashar is a very nice man who is placing before the syrian people
a referendum he didnt have to do.
in a country of millions why did people not say something earlier?
if you didn't want mr bashars family to rule, you should have,
as a mass, asked them to go a long time ago.
you couldn't overthrow a cushion.
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mr bashar is going to go, i'm sure and i'm sure
because mr al-asad is going to give people a democracy
in law, his legislation recently seemed to allude so.
but you know its typical of earth countries
to claim oppression by one man
when they themselves are millions of citizens/
you're all so fucking gay it's unbelievable in syria.
the average syrian man-citizen is a fucking homo.
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at least mr bashar is a reasonable man and this clean-up
in homs, well we advise citizens who are against
the revolution to ask mr bashars army and govt
for help with food and amenities
we would like to see Homs return to a place where the syrian
government can SAFELY re-enter with their people
who can fix the water and electricity and help you all eat.
you do not need to listen to faceless revolutionaries anymore
you should never listen to the faceless in the first place.
can anyone in syria tell me WHO the leader of the resistance is?
resistance = revolution
you need faces to form government
and you also need to know secret techniques in order
to ensure stability and continuity of your countries infrastructure.
these secret techniques are not evil they are merely beaurocratic
and administrative techniques designed to ensure that the cost
of getting a job done (e.g. fixing a water pipe) does not
become a political tool for a government against its citizen.
government is very important and without government
you would be raped by chechnyans or damon albarn of blur
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we are totally fixed on working out clairebears "little problem"
she took her problem to steven beenut and he promised
and said he would fix it for her:
"dear steven,
i want to go out with a man who cares about the fate of hologels!
i hear you're the Top Drone in the World, can you fix it for
me to replace pigtails with a hologel? love and kisses, clairebears"
alas sarahbear stole pigtails from clairebear which is why
she's "getting him back" by snogging steven beenut
and she advises all girls to play the field with more than one boy,
"this shall torment them!" said kirsty.
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androgynous drones need not apply!
steven beenut says so.
i mean, can you stop laughing yet, people?
i can't.
that that thing adele is a plastic replicant
who doesn't have any real feminine dna
and is, instead, some kind of sexless automation machine.
i mean i was watching the tv today and it kept
reappearing and all i could see was a drone face
and a wig.
you're going to be fucking tormented at nme.com
forever for that.
we need a closer look - NME office
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hermafrodite?
nay, androgynous drone-machine it is instead.
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listlessly pbs viewers felt the heat of the summers' gone/ - tv watcher USA
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i don't think you can compete romney,
i mean he sang "sweet home chicago"
and it's a home from home for him, that is correct
and at least one of his kids were born there. and that makes it home.
"earth song - michael jackson" should be a tune mitt romney
should sing. i mean, earth is a home from home for you.
other than that, if you want to sing a tune from your homeland
i would suggest singing "calling all inter-planetary spacecraft"
you a prawn, did you cry when i replaced the final plaedian
handlers, with prawns?
i mean you lost a lot of people when you invaded earth in 2005-2008.
you're a fucking fruitcake, paedo romney.
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so anyway i have to go now, clairebear needs me.
love jigsaws.xxxx.
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he's seeing clairebear
"stripped my soul bubbles t. bear
left me longing lying there" - stay near boy
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bubbles t bare? oh! - kirsty "satanist star" dunst
kirst was only 18 when we turned into 2000
and had been famous in the 80s
so under the rules, which decade is she famous from?
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bbc news watch:
"simon cowell is a greedy bastard.
not only did he disfranchise a whole generation
of young kids who'se decade was 2000-2009,
he also tried to steal the demographic star game
for himself 2010-2019
simon, you are 3 years overdue to democratically
allow a younger generation their own voice.
in the 90s, the 80s stars stood by as father and mother figures
to the new generation
in 2000 we did the same, the same, and allowed the new generation
to voice their new stuff whilst we talked about the 80s and 90s
you should not act so greedily in trying to shape the entertainment scene
you had your decade, now fuck off.
simon cowell generation are 2000-2009
and simon will eat anyone trying to let the kids of 2010 - 2019
have their say.
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the generation didn't turn over in 2010 to a new image sound feel
and definition. we blame x-factor and i won't let my children
watch it now - many families.com
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each decade is a new generation and simon
threatened to kill anyone trying to overthrow
x-factor power. - duran duran, barbarella
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simon i'm going to fucking cut you up into little pieces
get your lawyer on that.
ho ho ho
you think you can threaten me
i'll hang you upside down in market square ya cunt.
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and beat you with sticks
we launched analogue facelessly as our generation (the 90s)
had come and gone and now it was time to make a new stance
simon, i released a record in 1990s :
CLS002: 'bands for sale compilation disc'
we are track 11 on that disc
"got up got on got off - NOWHERE"
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simon is dead dead greedy
20 years of x-factor being allowed to dominate the Media Entertainment System?
fucking outrageous.
we say no.
i mean all you get them to do is sing
and suck your cock behind the scenes
in order to "make it" in the music industr
simon it's an OPEN SECRET that you force
the young contestants to suck yer plastic dick in exchange for stardom.
simon i am going to castrate you by melting your plastic cock
as i dangle you over a fire.
no one even fucking knows what we SHOULD allow our new generation
of kids to see for their teenage years.
a whole decade of kids (2000-2012) forced to fucking sing on x-factor
as the only fame route. fucking outrageous.
i mean, that's all they were allowed in order to express talent
singing. that's all. just singing.
the x-factor constestants were not even allowed to write a song
or play an instrument
simon cowell, cockless drone, tried to neuter a generation
of dimensional teenagers.
fucking hermafrodite television was their ONLY outlet
we tried as analogue to analogously exist for them to say
"be a band too or something else"
but no no no itv in it's quest to dominate over Paul
demanded that a generation of "teenage cannibals"
as they called our dimensional kids, erroneously,
tried to control the zeitgeist and outcomes our our teenage kids
and all they were allowed was to fucking apply
to itv.com/xfactor in order for the chance
to get raped up the arse by simon cowell in a trailer.
the synthetic discovery
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that synthetic meat has "oh so suddenly! wow amazing! just happened!"
been discovered means that it was only synthetic meat
being served to you all in the ritual clubs
therefore if you see a hologram-machine, call it a cannibal
for it wanted to fool you into thinking you were a cannibal
so that you could be the stooge who gave them the secrets
of how to exist without replacing oneself
and how to exist without having to be programmed
and how to exist with machines in your arse and mind - DC note
dave cameron is not a double-headscanner
in fact he's a bio, and knows how to play you, parliament -
i am disgusted at the machine junta - lin note
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i will condemn all satanic advertising
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